lord-of-the-swings:

i found this picture of leonardo dicaprio

so i just

im sorry.

 

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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pr0fessah:

yumizoomi:

some characters should just never face forward

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iseefearinyoureyeshuman:

poesdaughter:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s all right. Not everyone is that

This is my favourite post on Tumblr

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